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It’s been awhile and I have a few things on my queue to review, several of which are anal toys and lubes. But, before I delve into reviewing, there are a few points I’d like to make about anal play:
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I’ve attempted to write my review on Mark five times now. As with every other review I’ve written, I sit down at my desk with the toy itself and a cup of coffee. This time, out of necessity, I’ve banished Mark to the confines of my night stand. Every time I start writing about it and how fucking spectacular it is, I give up mid-review to go jerk off again. So, for the sake of finally alerting the rest of the world to my fondness toward The Mark, I’ve decided to keep him out of sight.
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I should probably give up on reviewing new vibrators. Fact is, I’ve fallen in love with my Hitachi and in spite of giving lots of new toys a “fair shot”, nothing compares to my beloved Hiatchi.
Just look at this nifty chart I made; even toys that I have found to be extremely enjoyable don’t even come close to the wizardry that is the Hitachi Magic Wand:
So, for the sake of leveling the playing field, I’ve decided to pretend the Hitachi doesn’t exist when I’m trying new toys…it’s just not even close to comparable.
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Wow, I love fingers. I wholeheartedly dispel the notion that fingers are 
somehow a lesser form of sexual gratification than something more phallic shaped (penis, toys, whatever). There is something to be said for getting pleasured by something that is most usually delegated to more banal tasks. It’s naughty, it’s intimate, and it’s a regular part of my bedroom activities. So when PinkCherry.com offered me a chance to review the Two by Wet for Her, I was a little bit giddy.
Mainstream porn is lacking in so many vital areas. How many times have you watched a porn that contained footage of a woman who weighs more than 115 pounds? How many times have you seen a porn where a woman has a legitimate orgasm? Or how about a porn with a woman who has small breasts, instead of massive silicone implants? Unless you’re rummaging through the “niche” sections, you’re unlikely to find something as I’ve described.
Oft described as “The Cadillac of Vibrators“, the reputation of the Hitachi Magic Wand precedes itself. Everyone who knows anything about sex toys has heard of the Hitachi Magic Wand and how amazing it is. With legend of it’s supreme power already canvassed across the interwebz, I gathered that reviewing it wouldn’t be a possibility – but Fascinations decided to heed my request and sent me one to review anyway!
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By now, I’m sure you’re all fully aware that I am in the Massage Therapy 
business. With my professional insights into what makes a good massage product, I’ve had to opportunity to review several kinds of lotions, oils, and candles. Babeland, a trusted sex shop, carries not only a wide variety of sex toys, lubes, and bondage gear, but they also carry a fair number of massage products. One such item that struck my eye, was the Jimmyjane Beyond Euphoric massage lotion. Having reviewed a Jimmyjane massage product before, I was hopeful that the Beyond Euphoric lotion would be another smashing success.
The final item for review from Pleasure Galaxie was the Hearts on Fire Mini Intimacy Kit. The kit includes, a 1oz. Ignite Me massage candle, scented with pomegranate mint, A mini Rub Me massage bar, scented in french vanilla, a mini waterproof bullet vibrator, and a sample packet of Please Me lubricant. It comes in a cute, little purse style container.
In keeping with the massage product reviews from Pleasure Galaxie, I tried the Sex Kitten Wicked Wax Massage Candle. If you’re unfamiliar with the concept of massage candles, basically what you’re dealing with is a candle, usually made of soy, which melts into a warm, usable massage oil after being lit.
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