Fantastically Naughty

I've attempted to write my review on Mark five times now. As with every other review I've written, I sit down at my desk with the toy itself and a cup of coffee. This time, out of necessity, I've banished Mark to the confines of my night stand. Every time I start writing about it and how fucking spectacular it is, I give up mid-review to go jerk off again. So, for the sake of finally alerting the rest of the world to my fondness toward The Mark, I've decided to keep him out of sight.


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By now, I'm sure you're all fully aware that I am in the Massage Therapy business. With my professional insights into what makes a good massage product, I've had to opportunity to review several kinds of lotions, oils, and candles. Babeland, a trusted sex shop, carries not only a… Read More

Max Royale's piece "The New Romantix" is interesting, to say the very least. First thing I want to say is that this bad boy is long. There are 7 full length scenes with some short (which is a relative term) introductions. The idea seems to be to introduce 6… Read More

Or, Part Two: Adventures of an anal noob.


I've mentioned before, I'm not an expert when it comes to anal. On my sexual "to do" list, it's never ranked really high. However, after trying one toy and not having a terrible experience, I decided I wasn't against the notion of trying some more anal… Read More

Ah, G-Spot sex toys. When they're well executed, they rock my world. The orgasms I get from G-spot toys are often indescribably amazing. And adding clit stimulation? Even better.


So, you can see why I was looking forward to reviewing the Babeland… Read More

I awoke this morning to a large, unmarked manilla envelope on my front porch. Inside, I found this mysterious message, with drawings in response to my review of the Expert Guide to Fellatio.


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Well this is the first sleeve I have ever used (unless you are going to count a sock) and it was quite an enjoyable experience. Since I am new to such things, I do not have much to compare to so I will just describe my experience for you...

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It's safe to say, I've given a blow job or two in my life. I may even go as far as saying, I've gotten pretty good at it. I know how to incorporate my hands when a cock is too big for my mouth, I know that breaks are sometimes necessary, and I know that the balls are important to remember. Even with this vast (read: basic) knowledge, I also try to keep in mind that you can never have too much info. So, when
Babeland offered me the chance to review Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide… Read More

When I saw the Desire Vibe, I was dying to review it. Purple, shiny, large, and requires 2 C batteries - these all sound like a formula for awesome (what can I say, I'm a girly girl who likes some vroom).  Babeland, being the amazing, trusted sex shop that they are, obliged my request. 

Guys, this vibrator is amazing. I cannot speak highly enough about it. What struck me most was the type of vibrations the Desire Vibe produce. They are deep, rumbly, thumpy, type of vibrations, unlike any… Read More

Ok, I know this vibrator is supposed to look like some kind of hamster or rodent, but when I got my Perfect Pet vibrator from… Read More