Fantastically Naughty

I've attempted to write my review on Mark five times now. As with every other review I've written, I sit down at my desk with the toy itself and a cup of coffee. This time, out of necessity, I've banished Mark to the confines of my night stand. Every time I start writing about it and how fucking spectacular it is, I give up mid-review to go jerk off again. So, for the sake of finally alerting the rest of the world to my fondness toward The Mark, I've decided to keep him out of sight.


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I should probably give up on reviewing new vibrators. Fact is, I've fallen in love with my Hitachi and in spite of giving lots of new toys a "fair shot", nothing compares to my beloved Hiatchi.

Just look at this nifty chart I made; even toys that I have found to be extremely enjoyable don't even come close to the wizardry that is the Hitachi Magic Wand:
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I'll admit it. I've had a very hard time writing this review. I've had the Fun Factory Gigolo G2 for a couple months now, and I have been dreading putting words into exactly how I feel about it.

First off, as per the standard of all Fun Factory sex toys,… Read More

Wow, I love fingers. I wholeheartedly dispel the notion that fingers are somehow a lesser form of sexual gratification than something more phallic shaped (penis, toys, whatever). There is something to be said for getting pleasured by something that is most usually delegated to more banal tasks. It's naughty, it's intimate, and it's a regular part of my bedroom activities.… Read More

Mainstream porn is lacking in so many vital areas. How many times have you watched a porn that contained footage of a woman who weighs more than 115 pounds? How many times have you seen a porn where a woman has a legitimate orgasm? Or how about a porn with a woman who has small breasts, instead of massive silicone implants? Unless you're rummaging through the "niche" sections, you're… Read More

Oft described as "The Cadillac of Vibrators", the reputation of the Hitachi Magic Wand precedes itself. Everyone who knows anything about sex toys has heard of the Hitachi Magic Wand and… Read More

By now, I'm sure you're all fully aware that I am in the Massage Therapy business. With my professional insights into what makes a good massage product, I've had to opportunity to review several kinds of lotions, oils, and candles. Babeland, a trusted sex shop, carries not only a… Read More

The final item for review from Pleasure Galaxie was the Hearts… Read More

In keeping with the massage product reviews from Pleasure Galaxie, I tried the Sex… Read More

The next massage product I tried from Pleasure Galaxie was the Intimate… Read More