Under the Bed Restraints – review

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

I love being tied up. There is something about being restrained that makes an already sexy experience into an extra naughty fuck that's hot like fire. The only problem is, a lot of the restraint gear that's out there is shoddy and doesn't really get the job of restraining actually done. Also, when you don't have a headboard, finding restraints to accommodate you can be tricky.

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We Vibe II – Review

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

When Good Vibes, an amazing sex shop, sent me the oft praised We Vibe II to review, I got really lucky. This couples vibrator is frequently proclaimed to be a sex life altering gadget, providing countless nights of… Read More

Chaz does “The New Romantix”

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

Max Royale's piece "The New Romantix" is interesting, to say the very least. First thing I want to say is that this bad boy is long. There are 7 full length scenes with some short (which is a relative term) introductions. The idea seems to be to introduce 6… Read More

Ophoria Bliss 1 Mini Vibe – Review

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

It must be said: Fascinations is a top quality Sex Shop. Everything I've reviewed for them has gone far beyond expectation. Their quality of both service and product have… Read More

The Little Flirt – review

Monday, August 9th, 2010

Or, Part Two: Adventures of an anal noob.


I've mentioned before, I'm not an expert when it comes to anal. On my sexual "to do" list, it's never ranked really high. However, after trying one toy and not having a terrible experience, I decided I wasn't against the notion of trying some more anal… Read More

Babeland Nubby G – review

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

Ah, G-Spot sex toys. When they're well executed, they rock my world. The orgasms I get from G-spot toys are often indescribably amazing. And adding clit stimulation? Even better.


So, you can see why I was looking forward to reviewing the Babeland… Read More

Fancy Me Sampler Kit – review

Saturday, July 31st, 2010

As a massage therapist, I am very particular about the kinds of oils and lotions I like to use. Most often, I find that massage oil marketed toward couples and those not in the massage profession tend to be incredibly inefficient, watery, and often accompanied by an over powering scent. So when GoodVibes… Read More

Gun Oil – Review

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

You've been fooling around for some time and finally, the pants start to come off. You want that cock of his in your hands. You're ready to give him the hand job of all hand jobs.


You're confident in your skills with his cock. He knows it, you know it. But just to switch things up a bit, you reach for the new lube you've purchased. A couple squirts into your hand and then you set off to give the best hand job evar. Only, after about 3 and a half minutes, things start to get.....pasty.....sticky.....not exactly slick.


Not to be deterred, you add another… Read More

The Baltese Falcon #2 – Billy Castro does the Mission

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

Greetings, dear readers. The Baltese Falcon here again with another video review, courtesy of GoodVibes. The subject of this review is the magical splendor that is Billy Castro does the Mission.


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Silicone swirl vibrator – review

Monday, July 19th, 2010

I love vibrators. All kinds. So when The Adult Toy Shoppe was kind enough to send me The Silicone Swirl Vibrator, I was pretty excited. I received the Silicone Swirl in very discreet outer packaging, with the clear, plastic box inside containing the toy. The box, very sturdy and devoid of tacky images of naked women, is a decent storage container. Read More